Speed eaters gain weight, clog arteries but have few regrets - CNN.com

Speed eaters gain weight, clog arteries but have few regrets - CNN.com

Some things that people do are, well, just dumb. I tend not to have too much sympathy for ignorant fools who engage in stupid tricks or eating stunts and then get sick or injured. Speed eating contests are especially stupid IMO, and extremely wasteful. I don't think there's anything cool or special about freaks who want to stuff their faces until they're sick.

Pudden-heads

I love me a pudden-head every so often. They make themselves such an easy target.

Noun: pudden-head

1. A person who is not very bright.

dolt, dullard, poor fish, pudding head, stupe, stupid, stupid person

You’ll find some here;

Uncaped crusader in comic causes concern

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With Shaquille O'Neal its leader, Twitter is changing sports - The Bonus - SI.com

With Shaquille O'Neal its leader, Twitter is changing sports - The Bonus - SI.com

I will never use such an annoying and useless service as Twitter. I really want to throat punch people who think every minutia of their lives are that important, and I really want to drop kick those that want to read all that minutia twit vomit. Damn, go outside, get a friend, read a book, do something constructive and get a fuckin' life.